What do you do with a dead computer

A filk

Chorus

Oh, God! It's down again.
Oh, God! It's down again.
Oh, God! It's down again.
And my project's due tomorrow.

Verse 1

What do you do with a dead computer?
What do you do with a dead computer?
What do you do with a dead computer
Early in the morning?

Verse 2

Boot it up, Oh, it's not working.
Boot it up, Oh, it's not working.
Boot it up, Oh, it's not working.
Early in the morning.

Verse 3

Call the support line, Gosh it's busy.
Call the support line, Gosh it's busy.
Call the support line, Gosh it's busy.
Early in the morning.

Verse 4

Ring the shop, Drat, it's not open.
Ring the shop, Drat, it's not open.
Ring the shop, Drat, it's not open.
Early in the morning.

Verse 5

Oh wait, I think it's booting.
Oh wait, I think it's booting.
Oh wait, I think it's booting.
Early in the morning.

Verse 6

God damn, It ate the hard drive.
God damn, It ate the hard drive
God damn, It ate the hard drive.
Early in the morning.

Verse 7

Hit the machine, no that's not helping.
Hit the machine, no that's not helping.
Hit the machine, no that's not helping.
Early in the morning.

Verse 8

Toss it out the window and watch it shatter.
Toss it out the window and watch it shatter.
Toss it out the window and watch it shatter.
Early in the morning.

Verse Final

That's what you do with a dead computer!
That's what you do with a dead computer!
That's what you do with a dead computer!
Early in the morning.


This song has won the Drivel Award!